What is "The Hills?" An "O.C?" I've never seen American Idol, or ANY "Idol" for that matter aside from the Billy/Generation X one. I've never heard Susan Boyle sing because I said "meh," and settled into my lazy rebellion by refusing to click "play" on the video embed plastered all over the 4 corners of the internet. I've really no clue about anything that goes on after 'The Bernie Mac' show at 12:30. Now that I'm back to work, I even miss out on that. I make due with repeats of 'King of Queens,' 'Friends,' 'Two-And-A-Half Men' and 'The Simpsons' - after which I fill my head with horror, goreporn, documentaries and 'Deadwood.'
I follow celebrity news blogs and haven't got the faintest clue who half the celebutards they're talking about are, and here I am blogging about popular culture without having seen a "The Hills" or an "The O.C." I think "chicken cutlets" are either cheek implants or bra-stuffers but I'm not sure. And I don't give a tinker's damn either.
I always was a nervy broad.
I've never seen half that shit either. Most of what I know about celebrities comes from the internet, and it hasn't made me like most of them any better. I did enjoy the Susan Boyle video, but only because the judges and audience so obviously prejudged the chunky, aging, unpretty woman who walked out there, and every last one of them had to eat their thoughts when she started to sing. That was the good part of it.
ReplyDeleteI agree, it's nice to see pretentious asshats like Simon Cowell get served.
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