In keeping with the previous post, this is 'Turning Japanese' by The Vapors; a one-hit wonder from 1980.
The song purportedly refers to masturbation. I don't know. Does that mean the Japanese are compulsive masturbators? I don't know that either but I do know some Japanese guy holds the world record in wanking. I also know that the Japanese take their shoes off before entering changing rooms - backwards. Could be if they had their priorities a little more straight they might've won the war. At least then I'd be able to figure out their clever cartoon packaging on sex toys and not mistakenly buy some little kid a disposable canned vagina from a vending machine on a hot summer day..."Really officer, I thought it was some kind of slurpee-like kinda deal," as I'm led away in handcuffs.
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