What I Really Wanted Was a Dr. Pepper...

I might as well shut down this blog because now I've really seen everything. There's just nothing left after....

...disposable CANNED vagina:

Being an overall plebe and not familiar with the way the Japanese package things in general, never mind not being able to read Japanese, I would've popped the lid on this little piece of anime delight and tried to go at it with a spoon.

What's that? "Give us more questionable sexual devices?" Why certainly, folks!