Wednesday, April 15, 2009

It's Official: Hulk Hogan is an Idiot






















The patriarch of the  blond tanorexic crazytrain that is the Hogan family has put his foot in his yap again, only this time it gives us a real glimpse into the man that is Hulk Hogan: he's phenomenally obtuse and he had a total brain fart in forgetting he's a hero and role model to a lot of impressionable little kids. His internal monologue totally got away from him and I'm settling back with my popcorn to watch the backlash that results from his totally skewed persepctive and his upcoming lame-o apology. 

Dude, look, we know you're getting bent over by your ex-wife but that's no reason to sympathize with a serial wife-beater and murderer. Your credibility was already in trouble with that irresponsible and unrepentant spawn you issued; being photographed rubbing sunscreen on your daughter's ass (and who bears more than a passing resemblance to your current girlfriend) and; you say some really stupid things, but this...this is just the real backsplash of your verbal diarrhea right here:

"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like O.J., cutting everybody's throat," he said, per the New York Post.
 "You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife…

"I totally understand O.J. I get it."

Get this Hogan: You're either the stupidest man alive or you don't belong loose on the streets. 

1 comment:

  1. Good God. Even if you think it, you ought to be smart enough not to say it.

    Guess he really loves his family, huh?

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