- George Orwell's '1984' - One man's race against time to deliver his masterpiece.
- (The Earth should start spinning backwards in 5, 4, 3, 2,1...) “Baby I get paid…I’ve been around the world, but I’m still not finished yet…first Tweet of the day, I put my swag on…I’m in the limelight and I love it like my wife.” Thus rappeth Spencer Pratt as some entity called 'The Great White.' Shit doesn't even rhyme. I think that kind of thing was done before by another famewhore (see Pratt, THAT rhymes) but called "Ice Ice Baby." What do I know, I'm not hip to what the headz are noddin' to these days but I'm pretty sure this isn't it and; I do know he needs a 'Fade' if he's going to persist with this level of douche-twattery...Word to "your" mother.
He can't just go from this:
...to THIS level of glory overnight:
I'm pretty sure that Suge Knight has to at least dangle him upside down by the heels out a window first. Gotta pay your dues, Pratt. You got some big-ass Wigga clown shoes to fill.
*UPDATE* FAMOUSweekly just replied to Pratt via Twitter, "You ****** Janice Dickinson?!!" See what I mean about big shoes? At least Vanilla Ice can say he jobbed Madonna in her heyday/prime, whatever. You're not bringin' it, Pratt. You're gonna have to step up your game. Get back to us when you bang somebody who is at least considered bangable. You might as well have announced to the universe that you stepped in dogshit.
Moving on...
*UPDATE* FAMOUSweekly just replied to Pratt via Twitter, "You ****** Janice Dickinson?!!" See what I mean about big shoes? At least Vanilla Ice can say he jobbed Madonna in her heyday/prime, whatever. You're not bringin' it, Pratt. You're gonna have to step up your game. Get back to us when you bang somebody who is at least considered bangable. You might as well have announced to the universe that you stepped in dogshit.
Moving on...
- Bo Derek and Tina Turner marry in casual ceremony. Jeepers, everybody's coming out in droves. The news is moving way too fast for me...
Yeah, where the hell is Suge? Normally I wouldn't wish an encounter with that man on anyone, but Pratt isn't just anyone: He's the douchiest douche who ever douched. Dangle away, Suge. A few closed fists to the head wouldn't hurt (us, at least), either.
ReplyDeletePuke inducing indeed. Spencer Pratt has to be the worst waste of oxygen that we have going on earth.
ReplyDeleteI found Heidi & Seal's white trash wedding just a little offensive. I'm no fan of white trash, but if white people put on Afro wigs for a joke, there would be hell to pay. Racism works both ways. Probably Heidi & Seal are not very worried over my opinion.
Syko: I agree. A "ghetto" ceremony wouldn't go over well at all. So what's the difference?
ReplyDeleteAnd do they ever kiss with their mouths open? I mean, in every picture they are puckered up as if kissing their child or their grandma. They have two kids and one on the way, so I know they are fairly intimate. Where's the tongue?
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of one on the way, anyone get any of the scoop on Lindsay Lohan supposedly being 7 weeks pregnant and not sure who the father is? I just cringe to think of her giving birth to a child. The drugs alone have to have handicapped it, and even if by some miracle it was born in good physical condition, the Family from Hell will take care of its mental and emotional health. Godalmighty.
Syko, I read that about Lindsay, too. Honestly, the thought of her drug-addled system being even remotely capable of conception seems impossible, but then again, crackheads all over the world get knocked up every day. And of course, loving, responsible people who so desperately want a child are so often denied. Sucks.
ReplyDeleteAnd if it is true, the fact that she has no clue who the father is seems par for the course. Another story I read claimed she'd slept with dozens of men in the last month which in any other case would seem exaggerated, but with Lindsay, I believe it.
I agree about Sklum's wedding: what if someone had a minstrel wedding?
ReplyDeleteSuge Knight was laid low by his last beat-down. I haven't heard any mention of him on Bossip where most of the HipHop gossip is.
I predict Lohan's going to end up HIV positive or something and then watch the shit hit the fan in Hollywood. People will be crapping their short big time.
I hope she's not pregnant. That's just so karmacally wrong...