Here are The Violent Femmes, a staple of the musically scattered decade that was the 80s. It was a toss up between this song and 'Blister in the Sun' but in the end I decided to post 'Add It Up' because:
1) Everybody knows 'Blister'...it's SO overplayed and;
2) I am an evil human being sometimes and I'm dedicating this video to a certain young, Oedipal, pathetic over-sharer named Shia LaBoeuf. Dude, shut up or you'll never get laid again. You're talking your way into a poontang wasteland. Or a dick drought, depending on your preference: you look totally 'confused' to me but either way, you're making me wince in embarrassment for you and I hate that.
It's interesting to note that 'boeuf' is French for 'beef.' It would have behooved Shia SansBoeuf to have taken that into consideration before alerting the media of his supposedly underwhelming endowment.
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Lord, that mother comment is beyond words. He also recalled (in the same interview, I believe) how bizarre it was when he was younger and his little friends would come over to play while Shia's Mom and her pals were tracing eachother's auras in the buff. Maybe I'm a prude, but I'd be fucking pissed if I found out my kid went to a friend's house and said kid's Mom was wandering around naked. Couldn't they have traced their auras behind a closed door? Or would that be against hippie protocol?
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't put that much credence in him saying he's not that well endowed, though. Do you realize that the average man considers an average penis to be about 8" to 9" long? No wonder the majority of them feel inadequate!
ReplyDeleteI commented on this and it's not here - frig.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, essentially I replied to Codzilla that closed doors would probably "impede the energy flow." She probably douched with bong water.
And Syko, that is true. The average is what, between 5 and 7 inches hard. Plus, you can never really tell when a man is soft - some are real 'growers.'