Friday Shoe Porn

This is is a birthday edition today! And so my recommended way for birthday girl Diva to spend it is, of course, to buy herself a new pair of shoes.

These are Sergio Rossi (whoever that is) but purple and black will be my wedding colours. Can a person have a colour theme at their funeral? I'd do it then too...or just because it's Tuesday.

Go-with-anything-Leopard. Prince doesn't know these are missing...

Betcha if she dropped a penny from up there it would go right through a person's skull...

Feet beads. These are "sand sandals."

I'd love a pair of these but then I'd have to put a mirrorball in my livingroom and rent a front-end loader for my cocaine.

These are fun. My legs are too skinny for this type of shoe, I'd look like Olive Oil...I imagine these on Beth Ditto. A whole lotta cartoon woman needs a whole lotta cartoon shoe. Maybe Kelly Osbourne but she's too short, she already looks like she's got Fisher-Price stamped on her somewhere.