Friday, May 29, 2009

Amuse-Bouche

  • This bitch tries too hard. Talk about pretension overload. Do Lady GaGa fans even have the attention span to sit through a 7-plus minute music video? This is in-the-club-flying-on-E music. Do people still do Ecstasy? They know it's mostly speed now right? People, stick to alcohol: go out, drink, dance, cry in the bathoom, fight in the parking lot and then fall down on the way home. Just like they did in the olden days.
  • Jennifer Lopez gets a visit from Art Garfunkle on the set of what will no doubt be a craptastic flick. I liked 'Out of Sight' and 'The Cell,' but really, anybody could've played Lopez's part in either. Did I mention too her looks are gone? Wonder where they went because obviously she didn't pass them along to her kids.
  • In a case of "too much too soon," Susan Boyle is losing her grip and may be pulled from the finale of 'Britain's Got Talent' due to fears over her psychological well-being. You know, there was a time when it was called "the spotlight." Now, it's more like search lights singling out a motherfucker when they go over the wall. I don't envy anybody who tries any kind of achievement in the entertainment world now; having oneself in the crosshairs of the paparazzi isn't worth it.

2 comments:

  1. Love GaGa's music, it's fun, but can't stand GaGa.

    I've always been a cautious fan of Susan Boyle because I could see the not-so-with-it-ness from the beginning. I hope the whole thing doesn't overwhelm her to the point of being dangerous for her.

    Jay Leno... I watch Leno almost every night
    but pretty much only because I HAVE to have the TV on NBC so I can wake up to the Today Show... there is no ifs, ands or buts about that! But I gotta say, I LOVE "Headlines". And truly, Jay Leno is not gone, he's moved up to 10, where no one can get away from him!

    Jennifer Lopez, meh.

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  2. I heard he's doing some Casino thing up here.

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