Monday, May 11, 2009

Amuse Bouche






















  • Jennifer Lopez takes a mo' to consider all the unfortunate minions out there after realizing not everybody is richer than God and may have a financial cramp or two trying to pay medical bills when their kids get sick. There's just no stopping that kind of stupid... 























  • Buy some goddamned underwear that doesn't fall off your flat ass and hang between your legs like you just dumped in them, you slag.  

    Just once, ONCE would I like to see her band and back-up singers tag-team bitchslap this spoiled, self-absorbed piece of dreck that is now Amy Winehouse.  Amy Jade, just go sit your 'woe-is-me' ass in a tree, smoke your banana peels and scratch yourself...you're barely human anymore anyway. 





















  • Of course Boy George O'Dowd looks good after 4 months in prison, all those hot showers, pillowfights and vitamin A facials...they might as well have sent him to Hedonism II for chrissakes.  

3 comments:

  1. Dios mio, Jennifer! You're just now noticing that not all children have access to proper medical care? I love how she tries to position herself as some kind of hero for throwing a few bucks at a charity after spending years buying stupid, appallingly self-indulgent crap. Agree, Baho. This level of stupidity is like a runaway train.

    Amy Winehouse: Sigh. Either get clean or go away. I really love her music and agree that she's fantastically talented, but this constant asshattery is getting old.

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  2. I just now figured out Vitamin A facials. LOL! What? It only took a me a couple of hours!

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  3. ROTFLMAO!! too funny Codzilla - better late than never.

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