Saturday, March 28, 2009

I Can Hasz More Teddy Ga Ga Timz? KTHXBY



















According to GossipSauce.com, Perez Hilton apparently needs more time to take Teddy Hilton to the park and hang with Lady Ga Ga’s one woman no-pants show, so he has hired three writers to handle the content and no longer does any of the writing on his site.  All Perez contributes now are the video blogs he posts from time to time. I do wonder though if he still takes the time for the juvenile doodles of penii, bodily functions and powdered drug residue on the celebrity photos.  Certainly he can make time for that, they’re practically his trademark.

I popped over there to see what the deal was and I did notice, that if this is true, they're ghostwriters.  Nice job, Mario. Not. 

What is the point of writing if nobody knows who you are? Doesn't that defeat the purpose? Dude must pay pretty good, that's all I have to say.  Thankfully, I have enough maribou boas.

1 comment:

  1. Penii is the plural of penis? Who knew!

    I hate how he marks up his photographs. It's a hard thing to sneak a peek at when I'm at work.

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