Saturday, March 28, 2009

Katie Holmes Back to Usual Wrung-Out Dishrag Self



















Katie Holmes  looked so lovely with new hair recently when out with her $cientolo-spouse Tom Thumb Miscavige Mapother Cruise III. Tom took his beard’s weave and cankles out in something he told her to put on because stirrup pants and shoes from 1986 remind him of his Top Gun glory days which I suspect is the only way (along with a blindfold) he can get it up with females. 

Unfortunately, the glamour didn’t last and Cinderella did indeed turn back into a pumpkin after the latest E-Meter reading to cleanse her of any Body Thetans she might have picked up along the way, because this is what she looked like yesterday:  












Poor Katie. She looks so sad and pathetic. The only thing this woman has to look forward to is Stockholm Syndrome.  For her sake I hope it hits soon. Oh wait, that's a "psychiatric" condition and a MAJOR $cientolo-no-no. Sorry hon, you're screwed.  

1 comment:

  1. I keep going back to look at that top photo. Purple and orange cocktail dress with leggings. Nice. Not.

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